Farted on My Tinder Date Instead of Fucking Him

I matched with this guy on a dating app the other day, and he showed up thinking tonight was his lucky night. Cute. He was so sure he was getting lucky... but I had other plans for him. Instead of giving him what he came for, I pinned him down and let my gassy little surprises go right on his most sensitive spot, one after another, teasing him until he couldn't hold back anymore. He swiped right on the wrong girl, and now he'll never forget his first date with me.