Farts Turn To Sharts In Jeans

I guess it was... TOO MUCH protein on a single day for me! I thought they were just farts, but suddenly my jeans started to get WARM in there! I knew something had happened, but I just kept going, pushing more wet sharts out, knowing that I wouldn't use them anymore. And if you were here? I'd make you kneel, sniff the mess, and beg to taste it.