Fart Slave Sniff All My Post-Ski Swamp Ass Farts

Held every single fart while skiing. Now I’m back at the hotel, sitting on my cushion, blasting loud wet farts non-stop. My ass is sweaty and swampy as fuck after a full day in ski gear — thick, hot, nasty stench pouring out with every rip. People walking past my door can hear the explosions and smell the heavy swampy gas filling the hallway. Get your face down here and breathe it deep, loser. This is all you get.