Gassy Goddess Chokes on Her Own Eggy Protein Farts

Woke up ridiculously gassy today, baby... and guess what? No fart sniffer toilet around to worship these nasty protein poots except me! Watch me lay back on my bed, with no other option than smell and choke on my own eggy gas. No escape. I'll get super descriptive about how thick and putrid they smell—that rotten egg protein stench flooding my lungs as i move my nose closer, inhaling deeper and deeper.